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"Get a pokeball bra xD you need one"
Asked by Anonymous
That would be awesome except for the tiny little fact that I’m a guy.
T̰̤̫̠̬͓̿͌ͫ͗́̌͢͜͠o̡̩̮̲̮̦̬͊͑ͮ̅̂ͅ ̣̯͈͙̫͔̬̙͕ͧ̋̎ͭͫ̕͜i̖̤͕̱̽̔̄͋n̂̏̀ͩ͌̓͌ͪ͌͏̯̝̪̦̼͔̥̲̕v̷̨͖͕͇̍ͪͧ͋͡ǫ̩̪͚̺̣̀ͥ̄͘k̤̠̼̹̃̇ͧ́͡ͅȅ͋͏̱͕̖ ̹̞̝͙̜ͨ̃̆t̨̢̮̱̜͕͖̱̱̲̰͐́h̷̼͚̠̣̾̅ͯḛ̵͕̜̦͎̤̱̳̇͐̆̀ ̵͓͑ͯͤͧh͍̬̝̣̠ͤ̅̇ͧ̈̓ͩi̵̧̼̳͖̦̪̻͓̞̮ͤ͆ͯ͂̑͐̾ͮv͍̩͍͔̊ͬ̑̈́͆͐̋ẽ̝̖̄ͥ̅̚-̸͔̭̦̠̬̗̦͆̿̍ͮͯ̿̆͑m̸̜̹̠̮̪̺̮ͪ́ͣ̿ͤ̀̈ͨị͇̼͑ͪ̆ͫ͊ͤ̃̎͑͘n̞̭̹̫̻̣̅ͧ̌̆ͫ͌̑̚͢͞d̦̩̬͇̋̂̈́ͣ͂̅̅̇͠ ̡̮̯͑̓̑r̪͇̮ͧ̑̉̌̐ͤ͡͝eͧ͋ͫ͌҉̘͇̭̻̩̞ͅp̷̡̃͌̏͒̆̓̊҉̘̦̲͇̟̞̳̲̗r̪͖͇̖̃̈̄ͪe͎̱͚̤̬̪̜̻̠͒ͥ̂̈́̈́͛ͬ͠s̞͖̤͚ͦ͋ͪ̾ͪ͒̿ͪ͊͠͞e͎̙̩͎̞̜̺̹̜͌̾ͦ̚̕͘͜n͊ͨ́͐̓̂̆҉̡̭͚̙͕̩̰̜t̓ͭ̎͏̱̠͕̘͕̝͚͚̀i̵̩͉̤͔̺̗͙͖ͧ́̃̒̒͡ͅn̅ͤ҉҉̷̞̭̼̘g̨̛̤̞ͬ ̝̞͉͈̫͔̙̤̓͛͐̒̀͜͝c̭̜̘̩̙̪̉͌ͤ̔̃̉h͇̖̮͇͓̠̆̊ͥ̑̕͠ͅͅa̯̙͉͕̖͛ͯo̹͕̘ͨ͑̄͊̽̓̊͜s̬ͬ̔͝.̶̧̟̉
̨̛̤̩̞̼̣͙͑ͨI̩̯͇̱̗̖̪ͮ̏͛̆ͤ̏̋ͫ̀́͢ͅn̫͕̭̍̿̑͒͂̉͢͡v̨̪̯͙̱̄͛̋͆̔͗͑ͩ̚̕ǫ̻̺ͤ͗ͩ͋̍̃͆͡k͇͙ͯ͒iͦ̂ͮ̽̃̀͌̑ͫ͏͓̝̜͓͙ṅ̛͍̟̼̺ǵ̢́ͯͬ̄̚ͅ ̴͎̺̝̹ͯ͌ͩ́ͪͅť͓͕̲̖̳̏̅̓ͭ͊͆ͮ͘͟ḫ̙̠͍̝̜̼̖̈͊͂ē͖͚͆ͣͫ̒̆ͫͥ͘͡ ̷͔̻͆̿́͘f̲̟̠͔̅ͭ̾̅ͮ̂͆e̝͚͚̝͇̠ͫ̌ͯ͞êͩ͆͋̒ͤ̊ͨͨ҉͙͓͈͔̬̻l͖̏̉̍͛ͧͅi̛̫͎͉̙̤͓̥ͦ̓͛̂ͭ͋nͬ̒̒̑̽͒ͮ͝҉҉̘͇͍͈̜̹͍ǧ̡̟̙̗̗͙̰̋ͅ ͖͈̙͍̗͖̥̒ͭͦ̊̉ͫ͒̈ŏ̶̧̡̘͂͊̎ͪf̘̯͚͎̦̣̪͖̹ͮ̄̈́̃ͫ̑ͦ̊̍͟͠ ̸̱͕̙̮͔̹͉̥̍ͦͪ̈̋͝c̭̫͇̝̼͌̈h̼̙̘ͬ̀͘͟aͫͮ̑̏͑͏̜̻̗̥͇̲̪o̔̍͐̿ͬ̈́͏̛͇̩̰͔̯̮s̗̓̅ͮ̈́͜.̘̮ͩ̑ͫͪ͌͡
̸ͯ̐̐͋ͮ̾̂̚̕҉̪͖W̢͈̺ͫi̶̤̪̤͕̠͑̚t̳̬͙͖͙̓͆ͪ̔̀́ͅḩ̴͙̝̹̅ͩͫ ̫̦͔̫̂ͤ͂ͦ͋͝o̶̴̢̳̬͓͇̐͆ͧ͛ͮ͌u̢͍̮ͨ̋́̈̓͟ẗ͇̰̘͉̖́ͩ̔ͨ̂̌̃͠ ̢͔̦̖̜͚͚̫͌ͣ̊͟ő̡̰̟̝̥̻̌̍r̛͎̠̭͚̹͇͍̗͖ͨͮ́͞d̶͎ͮͣ̎ẽ̱̠͎ͤͦ͑̓͑ͪ͛͞ŕ̘̤̭͎ͫͣ̊͑͆́̚͢.̝͉̬͚͖ͯͪͯ͊̈́͒̀͜
̡̦̺̥̹̫͇̮̟̪̉ͬṮ̨̰͎̤̅͂ͯ̌̃͌́̀h͚̫̮͉͉ͤ̓ͤ̈́̽ͨͦ̉̚͟ȩ̞̼̺̻̲̯͙̔͒ͬͧ͌̽̆͠ ̺̪̪̪̟͈͔̮̤͑̋̏̉͛̕͜N̴̷̥̹̺̭͇̂̆̋ͭͭ̃͐̚e̊̔̿̉͐́̍̍͘҉̯͍̠̳z̸̗̠̟̖̦̗͓͐̍͐̏͆ͣ͢͜p͈̘͕ͩ̿̄̎ͧ͗ͧͧe̲̜̗͖̮̗͔̠͛ͯͅr̷̘̲̬̹̗̼̤̽͂ͫ͑d̴̛͎̝̩̦̙̙̣̙̠ͬ̀̿ͫ̓̊̄̀ḯ̶̼̗͔͙̞ͩ̒̋̕ả̲͉̯̜̬ͨ͋̃̔̒̿̕͝n̨̨̗̼͒̃̈́̄͒̆̋̃͟ ̧͇͙̟̣͍̦ͩͥ̂h̯͇̻̓i̷̸̤̩̬̜͍̬͚͔͊̀͂͢ͅv̡̼̩ͭͫ͋͊͟ẻ̲͓͔͇̩͕͎̪ͧ͝-̾͑̊̓ͩ̔͏̛̩̙̦̼̕m̧͉̮͙̹̰͌̐ͪͮ̈ͧ̓i̥͖̮͌̀̃̎ͭͮͣ͘͞ņ͇̯̘ͭ͒ͪ̐ͪ̔͘d̬̟͉̳͈̖̩̣̬̅͐͋ͮ̉̚ ̘͚̤͇̰̈́̍ơ̶̙ͮ̓̓ͨf̽͐̒̔͑̉͡҉͉͔͙̫̻̠̠͙ ͕̗̹̟̹̘͇̣ͬͣ̉̇̄͌̈́̾́͠͞č̭͓͈̱͛ͬ͟ḫ̩̤̭̭̤̉̌̂̂̎̾̉ͪ͡a̡̙͚̫̺̦͈͉ͩ̒̅ͯ͟ͅͅo̝͓͊͛̾͑͟ṡ̢͓͇̫̞̲͇̰ͥ̊ͮͮ͒̚ͅ.̡̝̝̹̘̀̄̃ ͍̤͉̯̤ͨM̵̴̛̖̮̦ͫͮ͂ͮ̽̍i̷̷̘͖̻͖͌ͩ̕ş͇̙͍̬͉ͩͥ̄ͥ̃̓̒ͅs̷̬̬̲̻̤̗̭͋̅ͯ̋͘į̱̲̝͐ͩ͋̔̈̄ͪ͟͠ñ̢̲͎ͨ̽͛̓̋́ǧ̴͎̍̓ͧ͐̎̃̏n̔ͫͫ͑ͤ͂̀҉̤̰̬̗̳͕o̹ͨ̏̊͊ͩ͝͠.̶̩̮̰̒̈͋̉͊͑̌̄ͨ ̵̤̾̈́ͬ̋ͯ
̶̡̟͔̤̝͛̅̈́̐͜H̶̬ͮ̉̐ͥͥ̅̍̚e̶̛͓̭͑ ̶͚̝̝̉̐͑̈́̊͂̅ͤ͘wͬͤ҉̦̭̥̤͕̱͕͍͙̀̕ḫ̲̝̳̆ͣ͂̃ͫ̒̐͟͜ö̞͚͇́̿̽̅͗̊̏̀̀͢ ͙͓̃̋ͤ͆̂͋̈́W̪̫̼̪̞̰̍ͧ͝͞ͅa̡͔̟̼̣̝͇̘̽͊̽̀ͯͮ͘ͅi̙͙͕̣̙ͯ̽̃̓ͣ̄̚ţ̘͕͗̒ͦ̈́ͪ̈͟s͈̍̑͘͠͝ͅ ̡̛̲͔̖̼̗͗̏B̈ͨ̃ͯ̒̆̒͏̷̙̙̻͚e̘̺̼̹͑̂ͦ͌̉̔͝͝ͅh̨̖̞̙̦̞̼̲̻͐ͨ͠ḯ̝͔͍̩̱̘͉͎̓͂͆͌͒̕n̠͇̂́d̵̤̙̱͖͔̗ͤ͐ͤ̅̓ͧ̈́ͧ ̸̔ͩͪ͂͏͎̗̥̠̝T̝͎̥͆̓̄̿ͭͣ̏́h̤̥̰̳̦̽ͬ͛ͧ̍́̽ę̸̣͉ͮ̂ͭ̾ͯ͆͑͘ ̢̧͕̹̯̹̗̇̊̃̏̑ͮ̿ͧͪͅͅW̴̱͔͚͎ͥ̌̕a͖͚̤͎̙̺ͨͧ̀͟ḻ̡͓̪̹͗l͚̬̭͖ͨ͛̔̂̀̎͗͋̐̀͢.͓̝̤̪̦̗̹͓̂̅ͦ̅̽̈́ͫ
Asked by Anonymous
That would be awesome except for the tiny little fact that I’m a guy.
